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Why I hate McDonalds. (#3 reason)

  • Counter: Hi, what would you like today?
  • Me: Number 9 with a diet coke.
  • Counter: Do you want the meal?
  • Me: Nope. I want you to write a number 9 on a slip of paper, fill me up a cup with ice and diet coke and tell me how much I owe ya. Yeah, I want the meal, isn't that pretty obvious from the phrase "number nine?"