August 2009
58 posts
helicopter rides are just meh now.
I wonder how long after I get home I stop drinking 12 liters of water a day…
Recommended @gapingvoid to @MrTweet ‘gapingvoid is hilarious and the book “Ignore everybody” has been read 4 times …’ http://bit.ly/165em0
two weeks without facebook and twitter sucks. it sucks hard.
agreeing with a junior that a change is stupid and doing nothing is not leadership, in fact, it is the opposite of leadership
I don’t need to go looking for drama. It finds me. Drama, you suck.
Someone shoot this meeting in the face please?
Know how to make a Subway sandwhich taste AWESOME!? Eat only DFAC food for 4 months, then have a sub. Its all relative.
weather.com sez Basrah is104 and the ‘feels like’ is 124. Also sez the humity is 45%. Weather.com lies, big time. Holy crap its hot.
I think its adorable how little kids spell it “Irock” and “Irack.” So does my sister. I mean she spells it like that too. She’s 35.
Common sense, like common courtesy, is, unfortunately, not all that common - (via @Boyzoid)
The humidity in Basrah this morning is enough to make one look for the jungle canopy and expect to hear spider monkeys complaining.
Really, this is what Government research grants pay for? http://tinyurl.com/l6wh5z
Best “enhancement” Spam email subject line of the day? “Dip into the passion ocean.”
Best way to not get spun up by tools? Total avoidance. Leaving for the day!
best way to infuriate me? Respond with all caps to a request and imply stupidity via passive agressive means.
RT @meiermania Uh-Oh, already confused the mother with integrated twitter/facebook updates. I love old people + computers!!
For as dumb as Glazer looks with a goatee, he makes good observations, but PLEASE NO FAVRE IN MN!!!! http://is.gd/2mfrM
I bet you all wish you got to “practice” having a car accident. MRAP rollover training complete. Emergency egress qualified. :)
RT flow828 “Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow.” ~ Anthony J. D’Angelo (via @livetorque) #quote
I have found it is better to walk the extra minute to the far off restroom that isn’t used by as many people. Way better. Trust me on this
I would probably give someone $100 for a real Caribou coffee right now. Greenbean just isn’t cutting it anymore.
The Army is making me do MRAP rollover training. If its anything like HMMWV rollover training, I am SO not interested. hooah. :\
I am thinking about starting an SUV rollover training company when I get back. You civilians need practice too. Talking to U, I-494 ppl.
13 Types Of Tweeters. Which One Are You? By @TremendousNews http://bit.ly/17jWrN (via @mayhemstudios) #funnyashell
OMG, the can of Easy Cheese I keep in my desk drawer at work is empty. This will not end well for someone.
Down with the Penny. <— totally jumping on the bandwagon
Network bubbas blocked my twitterCFC client again. I am running out of domains to move it to. Lets see how long this one lasts.
The only good thing about the Boston Red Sox is that they beat the Tigers, so the Twin’s don’t completely fade out of contention… :(
what NOT to mail to those of us in Iraq. http://bit.ly/YeJfY (from @raychampagne)
Work in a big office, change your IP phone ring sound to “annoying” and turn up the volume. Leave for the day. You, sir, are a tool.
Its still Monday back home for another 36 minutes. Maybe thats why I feel so bleh right now?
SecNav sees value in social networking http://bit.ly/5A1hF (via @FlexPlexico) article says Twitter hacked, not accurate…poor reporting
115 degrees in the shade baby - gotta love this country. Or something. Never mind.
Note to residents of Fargo, ND - avoid WeFest? http://bit.ly/2FqXh8
British Troops encouraged to use Twitter http://is.gd/27S7p
wait one, I need to shotgun a can of diet coke. I almost have this three day headache licked.
my wife can tweet! “I will have a kleenex with a side of kleenex. And then for the main course - a Kleenex! (via @kmdix)
if you want someone absurdly funny to follow for #followfriday, try @sween - dude cracks me up daily, like diet coke out the nose funny
Ahhhh you can tell it’s chief select season. Look both ways before crossing streets, esp in the a.m. http://bit.ly/LgTxF (via @NavyNews)
Everyone please wish @kmdix a Happy Anniversary. Silly girl married me 14 years ago today. Love you baber.
Tomorrow when I PT at 0500 with the Chief Selects, I will start drinking water at 0400. EPIC dehydration headache will not go away!
I am logging in to my first day of classes. Giddy like a 5 year old on the first day of school.
Mark Sanborn gets it. And he buys his own dog food before he eats it. http://is.gd/21ROE
Marines ban social media on the day of the 1st Army tweet from Space..which direction are we going here? Both?
No you didn’t wake me up. I had to get up to answer the phone anyway. -Yogi Berra #quote
The Indians are 7-3 over their last 10 games. The Twins can’t beat Aneheim to save their lives. Not missing MLB much right now.
Would I have this much self-esteem if I weren’t so awesome? That’s for God 2 answer 2night after I beat him at racquetball. (@indefensible)
A great big BZ to all the people fixing the typo “Spiker” in the RT’s about Capt. Speicher. Heroes like him deserve it.
Hey Thief! The permanent marker that says “DIX” on the side of that diet coke you are drinking, guess who put that there?