August 2009
58 posts
If all your tweets have the words God, Christ and or Savior in them, I’m probably not going to Follow for long. Get it? “Follow?”
Aug 1st
Hey July! Don’t let the door hit ya!
Aug 1st
Welcome to another half-hour of @dixbert courtesy of MWR Iraq. I don’t have anything planned, so don’t get too excited.
Aug 1st
asked my kid where Grandpa was taking him fishing: “I dunno, a river or a lake I think.” Better than fishing at the mall I guess.
Aug 1st
July 2009
124 posts
Warning: today is Thursday. You know today has the highest suck potential of the entire week. (via @urkillingme)
Jul 30th
its ok that I can’t go to chow right now, I have triscuits and easy cheese in my desk drawer! Care packages ROCK!
Jul 30th
I changed my Twitter avatar simply to prove that I am not a slave to boredom like @raychampage is.
Jul 29th
Why is Harry Potter still trending on Twitter? Haven’t any new movies come out recently?
Jul 29th
Its only 150 ppl that GBR moved to Kuwait, its not like the whole British Army was here folks.
Jul 29th
Served up a can of Navy whoop-ass on Tuesday. Wednesday is so scared it just called in sick and Thursday is looking for its passport.
Jul 29th
I am down to only eating 1/3 of a bag of circus peanuts at a time. #progress
Jul 29th
Making copies. 19 years in the military, and today I am the copy boy. Do you want that stapled or paperclipped?
Jul 29th
I actually tweeted this about 4 hours from Iraq. That’s how slow the internet is here.
Jul 29th
My books are here. I am so back in college again! (This time I leave with a degree!)
Jul 28th
Ok, I get everything about FAVRD except the Chicken.
Jul 28th
I am so kicking my kid’s butts at the whole “back to school” thing right now.
Jul 28th
Its 4:04 and I can’t seem to find ANYTHING.
Jul 28th
Hello? 4:04? Couldn’t find anything? Is this thing on? I know you nerds are out there…
Jul 28th
RT @John_A_Foster: It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit for it. (via @chrisbrogran)
Jul 28th
It is really a good thing I am invisible. I wouldn’t get away with half this stuff if people could actually see me.
Jul 28th
this tweet looks dirty: FCKEditor and setting up the Aspell Spell Checker on Mac OSX - http://cfbloggers.org/?c=32790 (via @cfbloggers)
Jul 28th
So meh = I think I’ll make my twitter avatar look like one of the character’s now? Maybe you should be watching more SportsCenter.
Jul 28th
uh. that last one was for @raychampagne, seems i have forgotten how to use twitter. *I need more internet!*
Jul 28th
Another easy Sunday in Iraq. If every day was like this, anybody could do it.
Jul 27th
Hypocrisy alert: Congress exempts themselves from health care plan they are force feeding us http://bit.ly/kZtDV (via @gb_Joe)
Jul 27th
getting my internet fix at the MWR for a bit, connectivity at work, well, sucked.
Jul 27th
Today and I had an epic battle. Today won. The war continues tomorrow. I don’t know about tomorrow, but Monday’s ass is grass.
Jul 26th
if I had known this Warrior of the Quarter board was going to be three hours, I would have packed a lunch.
Jul 25th
Sailor from EOD MU 8 just named Warrior of the Quarter for MND-S. Go Navy! Beat Army. :)
Jul 25th
You CAN sense fear and intimidation, even on a web conference. The difference between the E3’s and the E6’s responses was huge!
Jul 25th
I am going to git. Got 10 minutes to get to the chow hall before it closes! Later!
Jul 25th
I am so not afraid to have lasagna AND tortalinni <sp??) for chow. oh and I #blamedrewscancer for carbs.
Jul 25th
heh, just saw that link. From Nov of 2007. Probably a little late to that USAToday party.
Jul 25th
good morning @jeffpulver and @workshifting (I love saying good morning to people at 1435 my time!) HAHAHA.
Jul 25th
http://www.usatoday.com/news/quickquestion/2007/november/popup5895.htm Vote what you think. No pressure either way from me.
Jul 25th
Oh oh, I named my oldest boy Luke (Lucas) :) He’s going to jail! http://bit.ly/13szPn
Jul 25th
Caribou said they were sending coffee. They sent a giftcard. Hello!? I am in Iraq. There are no Caribou’s here. *sigh*
Jul 24th
You folks in the US sure quiet down on Twitter between 0200 and 0500 CST. Wake up! Its Thursday!!!!
Jul 24th
Traffic Barrell Monster!!! http://is.gd/1IWBW
Jul 24th
RT @andybaldwin…Ask not what you can do for your country,but what your country (and those earning over 500k/yr) will do 4 U
Jul 24th
the caribou gift card is $5 - guess how much a 1/2 lb of coffee is? Hint: its more than $5. Happy Birthday! :( …not impressed
Jul 24th
“No Sergeant Major, ISC means Intelligence Specialist Chief, not Intelligence Senior Chief.” Wait till I make ISCS, that’ll mess him up.
Jul 24th
RT @wendy_hogan Hilarious take on your job description by date you joined twitter: http://bit.ly/GMJA3
Jul 23rd
RT @wendy_hogan another funny one - business stereotypes - http://businessguysonbusinesstrips.com/ (via @100ftzombie) Funny!
Jul 23rd
I am on a Warrior of the Quarter board. I now know how a SFC would feel sitting on a Sailor of the Quarter board. Kind of cool. :)
Jul 23rd
Our little therometer says the high today was 122.2 degrees. I really hate that little thermometer.
Jul 22nd
don’t worry @raychampagne, I am sure summer will arrive shortly.
Jul 22nd
RT @gapingvoid “The people who’re really successful, either love what they do, or ..they’re just complete sociopaths” http://bit.ly/1hHPfN
Jul 21st
RT @CBSNews President Obama dismisses GOP health reform criticism as “politics of delay and defeat”: (and the war in Iraq is lost)
Jul 21st
Good Morning Shipmates!! (sigh, its almost 1600 and 110 degrees here.)
Jul 21st