January 2008
9 posts
Why I hate my work voicemail. (#1)
When the message light is lit on my work extension, I have to: pick up the phone and hit the voicemail button enter my mailbox enter my password hit 2 to go to new messages hit 0 to listen to new messages When the little envelope says I have a new voicemail on my cell phone, I have to: Hold down the 1 until it dials voicemail listen to my new message Who gets human-interface interaction better,...
Aiming the bus...
We are here —> Think. Do We need to get here —> Think. Write it down. Do. Check. Be Accountable. I know you are supposed to get the right people on the bus first, but that isn’t going to happen. So I am aiming the bus.
“We trained very hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form...”
– Petronius
Asshat...
Ray says: he's a freakin genuis from the sounds of it, i guess i should just assume he's smarter than i and gets it all the time. :)
Alan: you could probably assume that about a lot of people and be ok tho, so thats not saying much
Ray says: asshat
Alan: lol
Ray says: i did walk into that one
Alan: totally
Why I hate old elevators. (#1)
When I am at the top floor, and I press the down button (only option) and two elevators arrive at exactly the same time. 1) Why? and 2) Which do I choose?
Why I hate McDonalds. (#3 reason)
Counter: Hi, what would you like today?
Me: Number 9 with a diet coke.
Counter: Do you want the meal?
Me: Nope. I want you to write a number 9 on a slip of paper, fill me up a cup with ice and diet coke and tell me how much I owe ya. Yeah, I want the meal, isn't that pretty obvious from the phrase "number nine?"